commonbee:

spelling bee administrator: your word is delicious
me: D to the E to the L I C I O U S to the D to the E to the to the to the
spelling bee administrator: hit it fergie

• me: what are taxes and how do I pay them?
• school system: worry not
• school system: mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

t-esserae:

I think that if voldemort really wanted to kill harry potter the night the spell didn’t work on him he could’ve just picked him up and thrown him out a window given the fact that he was a one year old infant

hilouween:

Harry’s hairline is really underappreciated

lolitaspice:

dick longer than a middle schoolers instagram bio

zacffren:

i like being alone, not feeling alone

gaydicks420:

last night i woke up because two dudes were fighting underneath my window and one dude kept screaming “BRO!! BRO YOU CALLED ME A BITCH IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE BAR BRO!! THE WHOLE BAR!! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT BRO??” he sounded so heart broken. why bro. why did you do this.

tateyarna-ayano:

finDING GOOD QUALITY STUFF FOR SUPER CHEA P